WASHINGTON, DC - It was a sunny, warm spring morning when Candice Halls, a senior majoring in Political Science, sent in yet another goddamn job application and happily
Washington D.C. -- The School of Medicine and Health Studies announced their plans to resume their practice of graverobbery, following the shutdown of their successful body donor program last week.
Manchester, NH -- Hillary Clinton displayed a new fiery demeanor at a rally this morning, where she declared, “I will take what is min
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"Students return to not caring about disabled students after failed call for snow day"
GW Students returned to school on Tuesday after
President Obama gave his final State of the Union address while heavily intoxicated on Tuesday night, where he declared war on Congress.